vvorldwideweb:

i just wrote a song about relationships!!! it goes like this [POURS GASOLINE ON SELF] [STRIKES A MATCH]

loliconprince:

me trying to get attention

meladoodle:

italian leather isn’t even made out of real italians

3ridan:

rewolf:

3ridan:

stay out of my lana del way

what the fuck did u just lana del say

get off my lana del fucking post

phillestersliongirl:

lukecastellaning:

i’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love

rabioheab:

so what maybe i have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to look exactly like lord farquaad from shrek it is none of your business 

nevvzealand:

i love sheep because they just trot around all day eating grass and staring things that pass by honestly they are living the life

googlecowboy:

“this tastes like shit”

“how do you know what shit tastes like”

4fagsunderthestars:

hey there delilah what’s it like up in rack city?

i see 10’s of 10’s of 20’s laying down upon your titties

yes i do

no one can twerk dat ass like you

i swear it’s true

sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if tumblr had levels that you had to pass before you could do certain actions like “i’m sorry, only level 36 tumblr users can post nudes, please try again later”